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2004-12-17 07:50:00 UTC
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David Delaney
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Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?

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David Delaney
Who's that?
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Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
'Eh?:

Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?

BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
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David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.

PJR :-)
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2004-12-20 09:44:35 UTC
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David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?

Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
when's the victory speech, n00bie?
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
We already know that you can't count, n00bs:

http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain

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Subject: Vote Fraud!!!! Re: VOTE: Kook Awards for April 2004
Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 23:34:18 -0700
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Post by Peter J Ross
The following is an extract from my forthcoming book, "The life and
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Now why don't you start counting all the sock votes so you can put
up a nice fake awards website?
I'm glad you asked, si<CHOMP>
Translation: "Yes".
Regrettably, I was unable to count any of the four disputed votes.
You *did* and them some.
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Here we go...

Kook of the Month

Uni:

1. Aratzio <***@sneakemail.com>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

2. ***@P.net
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

3. "informant" <***@yyy.zzz>
Message-ID: <***@news.supernews.com>

4. ***@irevarg.pbz
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

5. K. A. Cannon <***@insurgent.orgy>
Message-ID: <c76413$pjq$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

6. Tinplated <***@yahoo.com>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

7. marmiteman <***@madasafish.com.invalid>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

8. Bob Officer <***@earthlink.net>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

9. "Dr. Flonkenstein" <***@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <***@hotmail.com>

You said this vote was invalid:
marmiteman <***@madasafish.com.invalid>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

Total votes - 8.

From: <***@NOSPAMmeow.org>
Subject: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
Message-ID: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

Kook of the Month

The winner is... UNI!

Uni (aka "ArtistMike") . . . . 10


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Clueless Newbie of the Month


Russell B. Waters (aka kittlesthekat):

1. ***@mail.ru
Message-ID: <***@localhost>

2. Robert Buchanan <***@neubauten.forge>
Message-ID: <***@216.178.71.68>

3. Cujo DeSockpuppet <***@petitmorte.net>
Message-ID: <***@216.168.3.44>

4. Veronica O'Donoghue <***@insurgent.org>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

5. DrPostman <***@mysig.foremail>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

6. "The Chrome-plated Megaphone of Destiny" <***@no.nohow>
Message-ID: <c7ct24$m1m$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

7. "Carl R. Osterwald" <***@mac.com>
Message-ID: <010520040912410066%***@mac.com>

8. Dan Baldwin <***@invalid.com>
References: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

9. "informant" <***@yyy.zzz>
Message-ID: <***@news.supernews.com>

10. "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" <***@example.com>
Message-ID: <***@provide.net>

11. Carl Wilson <***@swbell.net>
Message-ID: <***@news.teranews.com>

12. "LiberalFascist" <***@sourcedirect.com>
Message-ID: <c75qrr$22pn$***@ID-200862.news.uni-berlin.de>

13. K. A. Cannon <***@insurgent.orgy>
Message-ID: <c76413$pjq$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

14. Tinplated <***@yahoo.com>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

15. Bob Officer <***@earthlink.net>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

16. Glen Q. <***@geezedand.confused>
Message-ID: <***@news.ont.com>


You said these votes were invalid:

Glen Q. <***@geezedand.confused>
Message-ID: <***@news.ont.com>

"The Chrome-plated Megaphone of Destiny" <***@no.nohow>
Message-ID: <c7ct24$m1m$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Total votes - 14.

From: <***@NOSPAMmeow.org>
Subject: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
Message-ID: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

The winner is... RUSSELL B. WATERS!

Russell B. Waters (aka "kittlesthekat") . . 15

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Coward of the Month


Uni (aka ArtistMike):

1. ***@mail.ru
Message-ID: <***@localhost>

2. John Henry <***@inSPAMBLOCKsurgent.orgy>
Message-ID: <***@216.168.3.44>

3. Veronica O'Donoghue <***@insurgent.org>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

4. Aratzio <***@sneakemail.com>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

5. ***@P.net
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

6. "informant" <***@yyy.zzz>
Message-ID: <***@news.supernews.com>

7. K. A. Cannon <***@insurgent.orgy>
Message-ID: <c76413$pjq$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

8. Tinplated <***@yahoo.com>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

9. marmiteman <***@madasafish.com.invalid>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

10. Bob Officer <***@earthlink.net>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

11. "Dr. Flonkenstein" <***@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <***@hotmail.com>

You said this vote was invalid:
marmiteman <***@madasafish.com.invalid>
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>

Total votes - 10.

From: <***@NOSPAMmeow.org>
Subject: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
Message-ID: <***@nntp.petitmorte.net>

Coward of the Month

The winner is... UNI!

Uni (aka "ArtistMike") . . 12
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Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
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Subject: Re: Vote! Official Usenet Kook Awards, April 2004
Yup. Nothing wrong with this one.
They only vote and nominate - that's not your typical poster.
Are you envious because you're allowed to do neither, KotM-winner?
In *your* version of a net-based poll?

<giggle>
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Is your Galactic Killfile b0rked, Pedey?
No, alt.snuh is still not eligible for any awards.
You finally realized you can't hide behind it anymore - good!
How does one hide behind a rule for evaluating nominations, clueless
0ldbi3?
How does it feel to not being able to handle a simple count, Pedey?
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I'll be looking forward to proper debate, Coward.
Don't hold your breath, sharer of the June 2001 Golden Killfile award.
I'm a newsgroup, n00bie?
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
an ad hominem attack, oBsEsSo?:

From: Peter J Ross <***@NOSPAMmeow.org>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.poems, alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.usenet.kooks,
alt.kook.chuck-lysaght, alt.flame
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 2004 11:37:31 GMT
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Yes, it's real! I was checking to see if he'd posted any stolen poems
to Internet forums recently
Sure you were, Stalker.
Ross called me at home
Where else would I call you, Dumpsterman? It was your home number that
you posted repeated with a cheallenge to ring it.
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all the way from the U.K.
I don't think I've ever had better entertainment for $0.37 in my life.
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giggling like a girl,
and babbling about stolen poetry, made up girlfriends, etc.
"Why do you steal poetry, chuckles?"
"Fuck poetry. And, fuck you."

"May I speak to janet, chuckles?"
"WHAT? [long pause] She's, er, at home."
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Real fucking strange.
It certainly was. I had previously thought it possible that you merely
played a halfwit on Usenet. The discovery that you're just as
halfwitted in real life too was an interesting one.

-
PJR :-)

My oBsEsSo Chuckles Lysaght Mini-FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~pjr/faqs/lysaght.html
More about my Chuckles oBsEsSiOn:
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/Kooks/KOTM08.html
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PJR :-)
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2004-12-20 19:02:01 UTC
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David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Post by ±
Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>

I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.

<evidence that I sometimes phone people when they ask me to snipped>
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http://www.insurgent.org/~pjr/faqs/lysaght.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/Kooks/KOTM08.html
Nice post-edit.

Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?

PJR :-)
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David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Were you glasses fogged-up when you read the ballot, n00bie?
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Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
Early indications seem you did well for Worst Flamer - SPEECH!
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
Where do you predict you'll land, Nostradamus?
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>
Nope - I used over four newsfeeds.

Spank, Pedey.
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I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
Was this the one, n00bs?
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.
Did you call him - yes or no?
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Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?
Then you must immediately get to work now, n00bs - I command it!
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PJR :-)
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2004-12-22 10:11:36 UTC
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Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Were you glasses fogged-up when you read the ballot, n00bie?
You can't expect me to have a photographic memory for Usenet posts as
well as to smack you around, Dumbphries. Nobody can have all the
talents.
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Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
^
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
^
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Where do you predict you'll land, Nostradamus? |
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It really isn't my fault if you can't read the posts you reply to.
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>
Nope - I used over four newsfeeds.
"Over four"? Is your arithmetical knowledge limited to "one, two
three, four, many"?

That might explain why you were famously confused about the meaning if
the phrase "baker's dozen", and why you'd be the last person on earth
anybody would ask to count the results of a ballot.
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Spank, Pedey.
You think that continuing to babble cluelessly and innumerately about
AUK results for months is being spanked? I wouldn't have claimed a
spank, since I did nothing to induce your obsession, but I suppose I
won't complain. I suppose that being caught lying about the number of
people who voted in a ballot is more to your disadvantage than having
a crap newsfeed would have been.
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I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
Was this the one, n00bs?
The link to a results announcement containing an error seems to have
dropped out of your post during your typing frenzy. Want to try again?
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.
Did you call him - yes or no?
I most certainly did, and now that recordings are available of some of
his threatening phone calls, other people can laugh at his real-life
kookery too.

By the way, do you know the difference between /ad hominem/ and
/petitio principii/ or not? It's much easier than learning how to
count past four, honest.
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Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?
Then you must immediately get to work now, n00bs - I command it!
I'd love to help you to become interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own, but you'll have to help me. Do you, for instance, have any
unusual views on aliens, mind control or your rôle as the Son of
God?

You have about fourteeen hours if you want me to see your reply. Who
knows? If it's an interesting one I might leave your scorefile entry
commented out.

PJR :-)
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Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
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Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Were you glasses fogged-up when you read the ballot, n00bie?
You can't expect me to have a photographic memory for Usenet posts
What does having a "photographic memory" have to do with groking the
written word, n00bie?
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as well as to smack you around, Dumbphries.
Post proof of such, Spanky.

You're the one with the yellow streak running down your back, Surrender
Monkey.
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Nobody can have all the talents.
But you're living proof it's possible to navigate around UseNet devoid
of *any*, Pedey.
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Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
^
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Early indications seem you did well for Worst Flamer - SPEECH! |
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Fourth place?

Maybe this thread will help raise your standing next year.
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
^
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Where do you predict you'll land, Nostradamus? |
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It really isn't my fault if you can't read the posts you reply to.
I'd be happy if you'd learn reading comprehension, n00bs.
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>
Nope - I used over four newsfeeds.
"Over four"? Is your arithmetical knowledge limited to "one, two
three, four, many"?
Caught with the meat in your mouth, yet again, AUK-Tard.
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That might explain why you were famously confused about the meaning if
the phrase "baker's dozen", and why you'd be the last person on earth
anybody would ask to count the results of a ballot.
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Spank, Pedey.
You think that continuing to babble cluelessly and innumerately about
AUK results for months is being spanked? I wouldn't have claimed a
spank, since I did nothing to induce your obsession, but I suppose I
won't complain. I suppose that being caught lying about the number of
people who voted in a ballot is more to your disadvantage than having
a crap newsfeed would have been.
Spank, Pedey.
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I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
Was this the one, n00bs?
The link to a results announcement containing an error seems to have
dropped out of your post during your typing frenzy. Want to try again?
Yet another dodge from UseNet's living wall.

Hopefully, Santa will bring you a calculator and you'll count a vote
right for once.
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.
Did you call him - yes or no?
I most certainly did
Do you feel that's harassment, oBsEsSo?
Post by Peter J Ross
By the way, do you know the difference between /ad hominem/ and
/petitio principii/ or not? It's much easier than learning how to
count past four, honest.
How long have you've been beating your boyfriend, Pedey?
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Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?
Then you must immediately get to work now, n00bs - I command it!
I'd love to help you to become interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own, but you'll have to help me. Do you, for instance, have any
unusual views on aliens, mind control or your rôle as the Son of
God?
Why not use the one that Spankard of the Year, Lionel, promised a few
months back, AUK-Tard?
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You have about fourteeen hours if you want me to see your reply.
Sure, oBsEsSo.
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<...>
Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
Learn what "post-editing" means, please.
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Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Were you glasses fogged-up when you read the ballot, n00bie?
You can't expect me to have a photographic memory for Usenet posts
What does having a "photographic memory" have to do with groking the
written word, n00bie?
Nothing at all. I'm glad that you can sometimes tell the difference.
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as well as to smack you around, Dumbphries.
Post proof of such, Spanky.
Well, last time I was reading your posts I caught you socking up as
Big Red Helmut.

The time before that was less spectacular. I merely induced you to
snip and run from posts you couldn't answer.
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You're the one with the yellow streak running down your back, Surrender
Monkey.
Pardonnez-moi, je ne parle pas Français.
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Nobody can have all the talents.
But you're living proof it's possible to navigate around UseNet devoid
of *any*, Pedey.
One day I might be good enough to spend the Christmas holiday
cascading with Chas Kader, but I'll have to save my quatloos to afford
the same brain surgeon as you seem to have visited.
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Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
^
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Fourth place?
It's somewhere between being disappointing in a pleasing way and
pleasing in a disappointing way - so it looks as if I have something
to complain about after all.

I hope there will be a .csv file again so I can thank my few loyal
supporters individually.
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Maybe this thread will help raise your standing next year.
I doubt it. Since you're not currently engaged in one of your kooky
real-lifing extravaganzas, I'm not feeling motivated to squish you
properly.
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
^
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It really isn't my fault if you can't read the posts you reply to.
I'd be happy if you'd learn reading comprehension, n00bs.
Why is there no IKYABWAI of the Year award?
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>
Nope - I used over four newsfeeds.
"Over four"? Is your arithmetical knowledge limited to "one, two
three, four, many"?
Caught with the meat in your mouth, yet again, AUK-Tard.
You seem to be the only poster who thinks so.
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That might explain why you were famously confused about the meaning if
the phrase "baker's dozen", and why you'd be the last person on earth
anybody would ask to count the results of a ballot.
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Spank, Pedey.
You think that continuing to babble cluelessly and innumerately about
AUK results for months is being spanked? I wouldn't have claimed a
spank, since I did nothing to induce your obsession, but I suppose I
won't complain. I suppose that being caught lying about the number of
people who voted in a ballot is more to your disadvantage than having
a crap newsfeed would have been.
Spank, Pedey.
You've been reading too many bot posts.
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I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
Was this the one, n00bs?
The link to a results announcement containing an error seems to have
dropped out of your post during your typing frenzy. Want to try again?
Yet another dodge from UseNet's living wall.
The request for you to post a results announcement containing an error
seems to have been ignored. Why was that?

I'll make it easy for you: in one of my 12 results announcements, the
figure 46 ought to have been 45.
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Hopefully, Santa will bring you a calculator and you'll count a vote
right for once.
I use KSpread, as a matter of fact.
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.
Did you call him - yes or no?
I most certainly did
Do you feel that's harassment, oBsEsSo?
No, I don't feel that phoning somebody who has asked me to phone him
is harassment.
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By the way, do you know the difference between /ad hominem/ and
/petitio principii/ or not? It's much easier than learning how to
count past four, honest.
How long have you've been beating your boyfriend, Pedey?
I'll take that as a "No".
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Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?
Then you must immediately get to work now, n00bs - I command it!
I'd love to help you to become interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own, but you'll have to help me. Do you, for instance, have any
unusual views on aliens, mind control or your rôle as the Son of
God?
Why not use the one that Spankard of the Year, Lionel, promised a few
months back, AUK-Tard?
First he'd have to finish it and then I'd have to check that it was
suitable for the kook-faq site.
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You have about fourteeen hours if you want me to see your reply.
Sure, oBsEsSo.
So how many of Biffie's 90+ fan groups in my honour were named by you,
Mr Not-Obsesso? And why have you added only one of them to the
newsgroups line?

Btw, rec.arts.poetry is a bogus group. If you're looking for help from
your friend Chuckles the Paedophile Clown, try elsewhere.

PJR :-)
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<...>
Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
Learn what "post-editing" means, please.
Cutting away from posts, chickenshit AUK-Tard - like you do.
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Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?
Wow. Which of your stooges nominated you?
Why are you dodging that once again, you've proved yourself unable to
comprehend the written word?
Why are you refusing to tell me when you stopped beating your wife?
Were you glasses fogged-up when you read the ballot, n00bie?
You can't expect me to have a photographic memory for Usenet posts
What does having a "photographic memory" have to do with groking the
written word, n00bie?
Nothing at all. I'm glad that you can sometimes tell the difference.
"Why weren't you nominated for Best Flamer, Deano?" - what does that
have to do with having a "photographic memory", n00bie?
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as well as to smack you around, Dumbphries.
Post proof of such, Spanky.
Well, last time I was reading your posts I caught you socking up as
Big Red Helmut.
And Soapy, HatchetMama and Biff, among others.

Can you produce anyone that backs your k00ky assertions, Pedey?
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The time before that was less spectacular. I merely induced you to
snip and run from posts you couldn't answer.
You've dropped *every* thread you've butted into, Spanky - kudos on
batting .1000, nothing to sneeze at.
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You're the one with the yellow streak running down your back, Surrender
Monkey.
Pardonnez-moi, je ne parle pas Français.
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Nobody can have all the talents.
But you're living proof it's possible to navigate around UseNet devoid
of *any*, Pedey.
One day I might be good enough to spend the Christmas holiday
cascading with Chas Kader, but I'll have to save my quatloos to afford
the same brain surgeon as you seem to have visited.
Are you inferring that I spent Christmas day cascading with Chas Kader,
n00bie?

I took a peek in AUK and saw regs such as Cujo, Meaty, Moronbeam,
Skankford and Kali spent theirs online posting to UseNet - do you guys
ever take breaks?
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Early indications seem that you scored well in the *bad* categories -
Your interest in the alt.flame awards seems to be second only to your
interest in the AUK awards.
^
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|
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Fourth place?
It's somewhere between being disappointing in a pleasing way and
pleasing in a disappointing way - so it looks as if I have something
to complain about after all.
I hope there will be a .csv file again so I can thank my few loyal
supporters individually.
Yes, revenge - the very backbone of current day AUK.

If you like, perhaps I can hunt the perpetrators down.
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Maybe this thread will help raise your standing next year.
I doubt it. Since you're not currently engaged in one of your kooky
real-lifing extravaganzas, I'm not feeling motivated to squish you
properly.
Speaking of "real-lifing" - explain this, n00bs:

http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=9a4nruccjdfm5nq492jbtvleeeq6bjiq3b%404ax.com&output=gplain

From: Peter J Ross <***@meow.org>
Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
Subject: Re: Coward Jet back to X-No-Archive: yes
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2002 07:11:45 +0000
Organization: the chaotic purr
Message-ID: <***@4ax.com>


I've seen a picture of Dean. He looks surprisingly normal. It makes me
wonder if all the normal-looking people I see lead secret lives as
snuhbois.

It's a frightening thought.
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when's the victory speech, n00bie?
Perhaps you should wait and see what the results are.
^
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It really isn't my fault if you can't read the posts you reply to.
I'd be happy if you'd learn reading comprehension, n00bs.
Why is there no IKYABWAI of the Year award?
What award are you aiming for, k00k?
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I noticed you were down as Worst Flamer - what's up with that?
Don't ask me to explain the alt.flame awards to you. They are an
enigma.
http://groups.google.ca/groups?selm=40A316EA.82176E96%40hotmail.com&output=gplain
<evidence that Dean's newsfeed isn't very reliable snipped>
Nope - I used over four newsfeeds.
"Over four"? Is your arithmetical knowledge limited to "one, two
three, four, many"?
Caught with the meat in your mouth, yet again, AUK-Tard.
You seem to be the only poster who thinks so.
That's not the case, Pedey.

But dance a little more for me, AUK-Tard.
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That might explain why you were famously confused about the meaning if
the phrase "baker's dozen", and why you'd be the last person on earth
anybody would ask to count the results of a ballot.
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Spank, Pedey.
You think that continuing to babble cluelessly and innumerately about
AUK results for months is being spanked? I wouldn't have claimed a
spank, since I did nothing to induce your obsession, but I suppose I
won't complain. I suppose that being caught lying about the number of
people who voted in a ballot is more to your disadvantage than having
a crap newsfeed would have been.
Spank, Pedey.
You've been reading too many bot posts.
Spank, Pedey.
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I made an unimportant mistake in one of the twelve results
announcements I've posted this year. I suggest you get busy in Google
trying to find out what it was.
Was this the one, n00bs?
The link to a results announcement containing an error seems to have
dropped out of your post during your typing frenzy. Want to try again?
Yet another dodge from UseNet's living wall.
The request for you to post a results announcement containing an error
seems to have been ignored. Why was that?
I'll make it easy for you: in one of my 12 results announcements, the
figure 46 ought to have been 45.
You cocked-up the count, but good, n00bie.
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Hopefully, Santa will bring you a calculator and you'll count a vote
right for once.
I use KSpread, as a matter of fact.
Like I give a damn.
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BTW - are you going to explain why you harrass UseNetters in RL, Pedey?
It's because you won't tell me when you stopped beating your wife.
How is harassing Chuckles Lysaght in Real Life via trans-Atlantic phone
Either you don't know the difference between /ad hominem/ and /petitio
principii/, or you're just being illucid.
Did you call him - yes or no?
I most certainly did
Do you feel that's harassment, oBsEsSo?
No, I don't feel that phoning somebody who has asked me to phone him
is harassment.
Link?
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Are you envious because you're not interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own?
Then you must immediately get to work now, n00bs - I command it!
I'd love to help you to become interesting enough to have a FAQ of
your own, but you'll have to help me. Do you, for instance, have any
unusual views on aliens, mind control or your rôle as the Son of
God?
Why not use the one that Spankard of the Year, Lionel, promised a few
months back, AUK-Tard?
First he'd have to finish it
It's not done?

It's a good thing you fellows are in close contact like that.
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and then I'd have to check that it was
suitable for the kook-faq site.
"Check that it was suitable"?

Hah.
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You have about fourteeen hours if you want me to see your reply.
Sure, oBsEsSo.
So how many of Biffie's 90+ fan groups in my honour were named by you,
Mr Not-Obsesso?
Did you want more?

Why didn't you say so earlier, Pedey?
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And why have you added only one of them to the
newsgroups line?
Which other ones would you deem appropriate?
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Btw, rec.arts.poetry is a bogus group. If you're looking for help from
your friend Chuckles the Paedophile Clown, try elsewhere.
Why the fuck would I give a shit about rec.arts.poetry, n00bs?
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<...>
Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
Learn what "post-editing" means, please.
Cutting
Eh?

PJR :-)
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<...>
Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
Learn what "post-editing" means, please.
Cutting
Euh?
Buh?
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<...>
Post-editing, chickenshit AUK-Tard.
Learn what "post-editing" means, please.
Cutting
Euh?
Buh?
Guh?
Yuh?
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pOST-EDITING, CHICKENSHIT auk-tARD.
lEARN WHAT "POST-EDITING" MEANS, PLEASE.
cUTTING
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Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
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Huh?
Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
Juh?
Nuh?
--
alt.flame "are you perhaps expecting 'some fuckhead'?"
Special Forces "I for one was baffled by the huge success of
_The English Patient_, in which Ralph Fiennes and Kristin
Scott Thomas generated about as much heat as a couple of dead
lizards." -- Ella Taylor
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peer
[..]
David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
Juh?
Nuh?
Luh?
Stop posting Bush speeches one word at a time.

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lies the rest of humanity.
- Mark Twain

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Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that;
its called 'Everybody'
and they meet at the bar."
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2005-01-06 01:02:08 UTC
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peer
[..]
David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
Juh?
Nuh?
Luh?
Stop posting Bush speeches one word at a time.
I thought each one _was_ a Bush speech!
If it weren't for that remote-box they hook on his back...

It reminds me of WS Burroughs "The Coming of the Purple Better One"
"The "Purple Better One" of the title refers to a baboon that is placed upon
the convention podium, and upon whose face is superimposed the face
of a white Southern, racist politician, whose recorded speech is then played.
It is one of the more bizarre, brilliant, and absurd scenes in recent American literature."

And that's all I got to say about that,
so you may resume the SNUH cascade,
suh!
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2005-01-08 11:34:17 UTC
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Post by HellPope Huey
peer
[..]
David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
Juh?
Nuh?
Luh?
Stop posting Bush speeches one word at a time.
I thought each one _was_ a Bush speech!
If it weren't for that remote-box they hook on his back...
http://www.dubyamovie.com
Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV
It reminds me of WS Burroughs "The Coming of the Purple Better One"
"The "Purple Better One" of the title refers to a baboon that is placed upon
the convention podium, and upon whose face is superimposed the face
of a white Southern, racist politician, whose recorded speech is then played.
It is one of the more bizarre, brilliant, and absurd scenes in recent American literature."
And that's all I got to say about that,
so you may resume the SNUH cascade,
suh!
fuh?
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Post by König Prüß, GfbAEV
You want a newsgroup to address your quaint bleatings?
"That was rather short, but I suppose it will do."



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2005-01-08 11:34:30 UTC
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[..]
David Delaney
Who's that?
[cue Stain]
Huh?
Buh?
Guh?
Wuh?
Muh?
Fuh?
Juh?
Nuh?
Luh?
Ouh?
--
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You want a newsgroup to address your quaint bleatings?
"That was rather short, but I suppose it will do."



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